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Sunday, April 15, 2012

I Me Myself Stuti Sharma 5 (Assurance!)


Neha: Yippee! I got two tickets of Akon Concert.
Stuti: Hey that’s great buddy. How you managed it?
Neha: I got connection sweetheart... Show is on 16th next month.
Stuti: Great but wait a minute, how will we go?
Neha: In your car only.
Stuti: Yaar Neha, I told you na I lost my license.
Neha: Oh Shit and if we go by metro then we have to come early because metro will take a long route… Hey we have one month to go, why don’t you apply for duplicate license? You will get that in a month time…
Stuti: Yaar you sure it will come in one month time, its government thing…
Neha: Yes it will. You come right now with me…

AT LICENSE OFFICE

Stuti: Hey Neha, I think that guy over there is an agent, let’s get all the work done through him han, He will take only 100 Rupees more that’s it…
Neha: No we will not give any bribe or commission…
Stuti: I am telling you then we will not get that in a one month for sure…
Neha: You come with me…here is the duplicate license department…

AT DUPLICATE LICENSE DEPARTMENT

Officer: You have all the documents?
Stuti: Yes sir, I have, here are they…
Officer: Good… You will get license within 2 weeks…
Stuti: You sure sir? I need that in a month time…
Officer: Don’t worry I am saying you will get that…
Stuti: Sir I need it very badly in a month time…
Officer: Arre I am telling you will get that in week time…
Stuti: Still Sir for my assurance can you keep this 100 Rupees?

 (I have written this to show that we are so used to of corruption that we believe no work can be done without bribe or agent... We have become part of it… To change it, we have to change our self as well)

Monday, April 2, 2012

I Me Myself Stuti Sharma 4 (Indecent proposal!!)

Stuti: Come Neha, We are getting late.
Neha: But where are we going?
Stuti: Remember I told you about my friend Shruti. She is coming here to meet me.
Neha: She is coming from Rajauri Garden to meet you?
Stuti: No yaar, She has joined some French course nearby...
Neha: Oh ok ok… But where is she?
Stuti: Here she is. Hi Shruti…
Shruti: Hi Stuti, give me a hug yaar I need it...
Stuti (after hugging her): What happen?
Shruti: Same problem yaar...
Stuti: Hmmmm... Any ways meet her she is my friend Neha…
Shruti: Hi Neha… How are you?
Neha: Hello Shruti…
Shruti: Stuti.. I have to go to washroom han I will be back…
Neha: What problem she was talking about?
Stuti: Yaar she is in depression these days… Her boyfriend ditched her and after that she is in really bad state… And I am trying to help by lending my shoulder… I will tell you her story han…His boyfriend is really an asshole…
Neha: Oh.. Here she came… and Stuti you talk to her I have to attend that stupid lecture for           attendance sake… And you remember I am going to Shimla and will be back in college after a week?… Take care
Stuti: Okies.. See you… Have a nice trip
Shruti: Where is Neha?
Stuti: She has to attend a lecture.
Shruti: Yaar I am feeling terrible.. I was not able to sleep whole night.. These boys are like this only, We girls are so loyal, so supportive, we love from heart but they never care about our feelings…What was my mistake yaar? Why he has done this with me?
Stuti: Aaaww don’t cry dear… It’s not like this all, five fingers are not equal… You will find a really  nice decent guy…
Shruti: No I don’t need any guy in my life now… I can’t trust them any more… But I need a support I need you Stuti… You are my best friend… Give me your hand and promise you will support me always?
Stuti: Sure yaar I will…  Now you should go home han I have to attend a lecture…

These boys never care about good girls like me and Shruti.. I really feel for poor girl… I will give her all the support to come out of this trauma…

Shruti: ok, But remember we have to go for an eve walk.. Bye…

************In Evening while walking**********

Shruti: Stuti, Yaar we girls are always good na… See I need you and you are there with me…
Stuti: Yeah dear that’s what friendship is.
Shruti: yeah you understand me so well, you are so sweet... give me your hand promise me we will always be together…
Stuti (giving her hand): Sure yaar!!
Shruti: Stuti, I love you yaar!
Stuti: I love you too honey…
Shruti: I really love you, I think if you are with me then I don’t need any other guy.. We can always be together .. I will always hold your hand... I love holding your hand... I like your touch…
Stuti: wait wait wait.. what are you talking about?
Shruti: I am talking about us! I know you too feel the same way as I do…
Stuti: See Shruti, I am here because you are my friend and you are feeling low these days nothing else.. I am straight and I don’t have any feelings for you…
Shruti: I know you are lying and afraid of our culture and don’t wana come out and accept it… Even I was thinking like this only… But we have to come out of this and accept it Stuti…
Stuti: See Shruti, there is nothing like this and I am telling you never talk to me about this again. And I am leaving now.. Bye...

***********AFTER A WEEK*************

Neha: Hey Stuti, How are you darling… So good to see you after a week.. You know in Shimla       there was a guy in Shimla who was after me like anything…
Stuti: Yaar at least you are dealing with guys… I am to dealing with girls…
Neha: Dealing with girls? Mean?
Stuti: Remember that girl Shruti, She turns out to be a lesbo yaar and She proposed me…
Neha: Whaaaaat? Ha Ha Ha.. Lucky girl han you.. She is beautiful…
Stuti: Don’t put salt on wounds han… I don’t know what to do…
Neha: Hey you look so tensed tell me what happen?

*************Stuti narrates everything**********

Stuti: Now what should I do?
Neha: Aree just ignore…
Stuti: Yaar I did, She calls me 1000 times in a day and check my inbox it overflows with her messages.. She also calls me on landline and once twice she came at home only.. She also came to our college but I saw her and hide…
Neha: Hmmm but what she wants? You already told her that you are straight..
Stuti: Yaar she believes I am lying and is not accepting because of society pressure… I tried explaining many times in last week but she is not listening and says I am lying..
Neha: But she was having a boyfriend?
Stuti: No it was her girlfriend who ditched her not boyfriend.. She was lying at that time…
Neha: Oh its complex yaar.. What to do?
Stuti: I don’t know yaar, I am so confused…
Neha: Hmmm, You give me her number, let me try to explain..
Stuti: yeah take but I am telling you, It’s futile…
Neha: Still let me have reason with her.. I am turning on the loudspeaker han…
Shruti: Hello…
Neha: Hi Shruti, Its Neha, Stuti friend…
Shruti: Oh ya ya Hi Neha..
Neha: Stuti told me about you two guys, Why don’t you understand there is no society pressure or something as you are thinking… She is not into it..
Shruti: No, I know better, the way she touched me, the way she look at me I know she has the same orientation.. In fact she even said I love you too me and one she was saying to me while walking that particular girl is looking hot!
Neha: Oh yes, So you figured it out han.. So listen carefully.. She is my girlfriend and we are together for last 6 months. So don’t even dare look at her.. She is mine han… If you ever disturb her then you will be responsible for everything which I will do to you..
Shruti: But she likes me..
Neha: Don’t say even a word after it… See Shruti, You are right that she likes girls but you have to understand that she in a relationship and we can’t live together without each other… So please try to understand.. Your ex GF ditched you and see how bad you felt so just understand…
Shruti: Hmmmm you are right.. I wana see her happy and If she is going around with you and she is  happy with that then I promise I will not disturb her….
Neha: Thanks Shruti for understanding… Bye..
Stuti (with her mouth wide open): What was that?
Neha: you haven’t heard? We are officially a couple now (winks)
Stuti: Let me come to my senses…Ah..I don’t know what to say… but anyways you are such a sweetheart ­thanks darling for all this.. You have saved my life… Love you my darling
Neha: Love you too Honey… Now let’s go for class han