I Me Myself Stuti Sharma 3 (Neha's Birthday)

Ah! Waseem is so handsome yaar... He literally can take your breath away...Oh GOD just make him propose me! Please please please god! But why I am thinking like this yaar ... Why will college best guy will propose me? ... But miracles do happen... Some people believe in it but I am relying on it...

Neha: Stuti, I am feeling something... I am dying...hold me

Stuti: Hey what happen? Are you alright?

Neha: I just saw Waseem yaar, He will kill me one day yaar...

Stuti: Han yaar he is damm handsome...

Neha don’t look at him han, he is mine... Hey tomorrow is Neha Birthday and I can invite Waseem, this will give me a chance to spoke to him and I can also say I have done this for you Neha... Wow Stuti you are best...

Stuti: Hey Waseem...

Waseem: Hey Stuti...

Stuti: Tomorrow, its birthday of my friend Neha at Chill'm Kamla Nagar... We are giving her a      surprise party... Why don’t you come there, it will be fun...

Waseem: Cool Stuti... I will be there...

Oh wow he agrees ah I am so short of time, I have to see what to wear... Someone told me that blue is his favorite color... But i don’t have matching footwear... No No I will take it from Neha, she has one.. Yippee should I ask him to dance with me there? Should I............

Chill'm Kamla Nagar

When well he come yaar, what if he forgets? I have only called her twice in morning to remind... I should have called him in afternoon as well...

Neha: Stuti Stuti... See Waseem is here... How come he is here?

Stuti: It’s a surprise for you dear, I invited him...

Neha: Awwww You are such a Sweetheart…

Waseem: Hey Stuti, Hi Neha Happy Birthday..

Neha: Thanks Waseem... Thank you very much...

Stuti: Thanks for coming Waseem!

Waseem: Pleasure is all mines Stuti...

Neha: Hey Waseem lets dance... It’s my Birthday and you cannot say no han..

Waseem: Sure Why not....

It’s my idea, this is not done Neha... I can’t see him with someone else. Oh god now stop it how much will you dance... Ah here they are coming...

Neha: Waseem, You are a really good dancer..

Waseem: Thanks Neha.. You too dance well..

Neha: Waseem I wana say something... I really like you...Right from the first day i saw you... Whenever I am in college my eyes always search for you only...I think I have fallen for you.. Will you be mine?

What the fuck! Where did this come from..

Waseem: Are you mad or what? Just because I have come to your stupid Birthday party doesn’t mean I like you Han... How can you even think I will like you...? Have you ever seen yourself? I only came because Stuti invited me... Stuti I don’t like Neha but I really like you.. I have come here only for you...and I know you too like me…Here I am in front of everyone down on my knee proposing you.. Will you be my girl?

Stuti: Are you insane? Have you even seen yourself in mirror? Let me tell you don’t do that, you will die after seeing that and How dare you talk to my best friend like that? What the hell do you think of yourself you asshole...  You are a guy with no respect for women, no dignity nothing and don’t dare say any damm word now and get the hell out of here...

Waseem walks out of the party...And everyone starts applauding..

Neha (smiling with tears): I love you Darling.. You are a lifesaver..

Stuti: Anything for my bestest friend... Happy Birthday Sweety!!

I Me Myself Stuti Sharma -2

I don’t understand how these professors come up with such new technique every single day to BORE you and moreover can’t he see what I am seeing that no one is listening to him...Let me check how many Guys are checking me out... What the hell yaar I am at least better than this boring lecture and on top of that it's a male professor...

Ah Shashank is looking here... he is cute... He is turning back over and over wow...

He is passing a smile at me now... Should I smile back or wait. If I smile back will it be a fast move or if I will not smile back he may take as arrogance and will not make a move again... I think...

Professor: Shashank, where are you looking?

Shashank: No where Sir, I am listening.

Professor: I know how much you are listening... meet me outside after the lecture...

Ah poor guy, someone should tell professor that it’s not Shashank fault, there are more interesting things in the class then his lecture.. Should I say sorry to Shashank that because of me he has to face this problem...? Or Should I... Ah Thank God, lecture over!

Neha: Stuti yaar, you know Why Shashank is been called by professor?

Stuti: How come I know yaar, you know na I was listening to lecture.

Neha: Ya Ya... Feeling sad for him, he has to face that professor for another 15 min or so as if 1 hour lecture was not enough...

Stuti: Why are you feeling sad for him han? You like him?

Neha: No way, even my knee is better than his face... Here he comes... laughing pretending to be cool... but why is he coming in our direction?

Stuti: Yaar Neha Actually.....

Neha: Ah he is going to meet Shalu, She sits just behind us in class na? Now I know where he was looking...

Stuti: You are right... These boys na! They never give attention to lectures... Especially guys like Shashank... I don’t know why someone will even talk to him huh!!

I Me Myself Stuti Sharma

Oh god! This bus is so crowded and these boys only give seat to good looking girls only :- (, Come on, I am not that bad yaar.. and even leave good looks, come on yaar show some courtesy offer me seat...

Oh no! Phone ringing and no way i can pick it and answer :(.. must be neha's call.. its easier to reach chanakya puri from shahdra then form rajouri garden.. Oh thank god people are getting down, now i can take a breather..

Hey wait wait stop stop its my stop only.. stop.. Ah that's why all were getting down, I am such a fool.. anyways finally i reached my college DCAC thank god!! where is neha now? ah there is she..

Neha: Where the hell were you?

Stuti: Yaar bus was so crowded, but of course yaar a boy offered me a seat and then he started like anything.. these boys na..
Neha: hmm but why didn't you picked ma phone?
Stuti: Arre I saw that stop is about to come so i thought why to waste your call.. Now lets go han we are getting late for lecture....